i want you to smack me with your fat monster cock and and feed me your maple syrup flavored cum.
aside from your gross misunderstanding of the taste of semen, what the fuck is wrong with you
between this and the road sign earlier i feel like i’m in a dream
the traffic signs in my city are the most passive aggressive things i s2g
Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael as he always did picked rock.
Which beat scissors.
Unfortunately the whole incident was covered by the paper.
(Source: stanningdamonsalvatore, via jonnyplantey)