You seem like one of those people that's a massive dick on the internet and really shy in person
Close. Really shy with a massive dick. Do your research.
My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
(Source: lolfactory, via thebigbdot)
#quote of the day
|Oscar:||We're not buying salsa!
|Brent:||What do you got against salsa?
|Oscar:||Bunch of red stuff mixed up in a jar, could be anything in there