I’ve never known anyone named Monica, unfortunately.
I know a Will that likes pikachu i think.
One of my best friends growing up was named Robert, but we went to different high schools and lost touch.
I once worked with a guy named Armando. He had dreadlocks.
Who’s Lady Gaga?
I am a member of a dating website. I am not ashamed of this. It is 2011, I am simply acting out my modernity. Regardless, love has not yet found me in this hopeless place. I’ve met one guy through it who was fantastic but besides that: nothing. Having high standards is a heavy cross to bear.
When you become a veteran like I am, you start to see certain patterns in the types of guys you find around these parts. They shall be dissected below.
This guy is terrifying and EVERYWHERE. His messages often appear as follows:
Subject: hey sexi
Body: sup bb u lookin gud 2day wnna fuck?