Monica
I’ve never known anyone named Monica, unfortunately.
December 2011
Will
I know a Will that likes pikachu i think.
Robert.
One of my best friends growing up was named Robert, but we went to different high schools and lost touch.
Armando
I once worked with a guy named Armando. He had dreadlocks.
Lady Gaga is the first artist to garner an "Album of The Year" Grammy nomination three years in a row since The Beatles.
Who’s Lady Gaga?
The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
jfc this is so depressing.
WARNING: If you see a link that offers you free tracks from Nickelback's new album DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It goes to a link with free tracks from Nickelback's new album.
November 2011
The Types Of Guys You'll See On Dating Websites
I am a member of a dating website. I am not ashamed of this. It is 2011, I am simply acting out my modernity. Regardless, love has not yet found me in this hopeless place. I’ve met one guy through it who was fantastic but besides that: nothing. Having high standards is a heavy cross to bear.
When you become a veteran like I am, you start to see certain patterns in the types of guys you find around these parts. They shall be dissected below.
The Creepshow
This guy is terrifying and EVERYWHERE. His messages often appear as follows:User: studboibottom69
Subject: hey sexi
Body: sup bb u lookin gud 2day wnna fuck?
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