June 2012
Jun 1st
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vanessamary started following you
Jun 1st
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May 2012
May 31st
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You can cover up your guts, But when you cover up your nuts, You’re admitting that there must be something wrong.
May 31st
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westernkanye: I bet Canadians don’t even text, they just use carrier pigeons. We use carrier polar bears.
May 30th
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thejuandotcom: The only thing worse than crocs are these Excuse you. Rude ass people. I own a pair. ^ Then you are the worst.
May 30th
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Anonymous asked: tell me about your personal history
May 30th
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
icantfeelmyarms: edfreemaybe: Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500...
May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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harlequinesque: aerodynamicallystable replied to your post: if there’s one thing that pisses me off more than… Inbox me will ya? you’re such a troll Your face is a troll.
May 29th
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Me: The math on this is completely wrong.
Me (Different): ^You are canadian so it doesn't matter what you say.
Me: Who takes 40 vacation days during the school year anyway?
May 28th
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Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
Me: The math on this is completely wrong.
May 28th
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People with guns don't understand.
That’s why they get guns.  Too many misunderstandings.
May 28th
I'm a jokemaker.
May 28th
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harlequinesque: CUDDLE CUDDLE-UPPETS CUDDLE CUDDLE-UPPETS BLANKETS THAT ARE PUPPETS BLANKETS THAT ARE PUPPETS these fuckers all look stoned as hell
May 28th
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eirameinnoc: I cry every time I watch this scene.
May 27th
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tranquilasunset: i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’
May 27th
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May 27th
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I really hate when people hack someone else's...
Being gay is not a fucking joke.
May 27th
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I love being called babe.
I really do!
May 27th
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May 27th
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Capitalization is the difference between helping...
May 27th
May 26th
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May 26th
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Every time American Eagle has a free shipping sale...
thejuandotcom: aerodynamicallystable: thejuandotcom: You told me you had no money… Liar A credit card is not money. bitch. Just have it sent to my address. 846soyouthought… It’s on its way.
May 26th
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Every time American Eagle has a free shipping sale...
thejuandotcom: You told me you had no money… Liar A credit card is not money. bitch.
May 26th
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Every time American Eagle has a free shipping sale...
May 26th
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The nice thing about oral sex is all of it.
May 26th